CIRCUMCISED
Two five-year-old boys are standing at the potty to pee.
One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!"
"Well, I've been circumcised," answered the other one.
"Huh, What's that mean?" asked the first boy.
"It means they cut the skin off the end," said #2.
The first boy was very puzzled, "How old were you when
it was cut off?"
The second boy replied, "My Mom said I was only two
days old."
"Wow, did it hurt?" the first boy wondered.
The second boy responded without hesitation,
"You bet it hurt...
...I couldn't walk for a year!"